Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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