At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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