Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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