He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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