i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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