a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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