I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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