My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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