I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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