I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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