Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
