Non-Jews are for practice
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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