Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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