im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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