dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I have fence marks all over my body
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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