Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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