She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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