somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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