You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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