he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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