Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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