there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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