I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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