i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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