no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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