she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
We had to coat check the pizza.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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