People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
