come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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