big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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