I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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