Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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