she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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