Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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