How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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