its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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