never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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