i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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