I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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