We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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