You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
