it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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