I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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