Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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