I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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