I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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