Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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