I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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