No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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