I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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