Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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