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Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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